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Tweet snapshot of two World Cup 2014 matches #Brazil
Bumboclart!!!!! I just saw the score. Chile dun Spain.
Well deserved yellow card for Ramires. That wasn’t football, that was Karate.
Here’s Neymar getting emotional during national anthems. Do those ball girls look a little embarrassed? pic.twitter.com/GI8VIKwgTc
Watching the ? Do you know what is happening outside the stadium in Brazil? Watch: http://owl.li/y9gl0
Julio Cesar is having one hell of a busy day. The Mexicans are attacking his goalpost like its the US border.
The only way to handle this Brazilian mediocrity is to watch the Brazilians make fun of their team on Twitter.
The World Cup cameraman rules for crowd shots are strict: you must show three civilians and then one improbably hot girl.
Guillermo Ochoa has a contract waiting for him in a big league somewhere right naow. Man of the match so far.
Mexico’s goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa having a career match. Many Mexico fans thought he shouldn’t even start, wanted Jose Corona instead…
Brazil consensus in the bar: “Esses s��o jogadores nervosos” – nervous players. Also that the new hair is maybe not helpingp
take out the trash mexico…
Ja govt woulda give the Mexican keeper house n LAN
Viva Mexico. Viva CONCACAF
[Ouch] RT Seleção mexicana sambando na nossa cara e no nosso país.
I believe “Ochoa” is Spanish for “Eight Hands”.
jo remind mi a one a dem shifty black coolie from westmoreland…
I’m not fluent but I’m pretty sure Ochoa means ‘brick wall’ in Spanish.
Ochoa is releasing a brand of condoms this summer. Stops everything in this heat!
I’m sorry, but team is Neymar and then a bunch of guys who showed up later
Two player types are missing in this Brazil squad, the midfield genius and irritating overdribbler.
Ochoa. Noun. A structure that prevents passage. (e.g. The castle was surrounded by ochoas.)
Intense goalless draw, moral victory for Mexico, a brilliant performance of guts and graft.
Half room is wildly embracing Mexicans. Half is motionless Brazilians. Clearly tie is fine news for . seeing its dream wobble
That’s the umpteenth time a football fan could say, “see, goalless draws are great to watch.” Get with it, America.
Pele. Garrincha. Jairzinho. Sócrates. Careca. Romario. Ronaldo. Rivaldo. Ronaldinho. Jo.
The worst is yet to come – this Brazil side is as weak as the Jamaican economy
And his task done, returns to the dimension from whence he came, leaving the Earthlings to whisper of new gods.
Chile!!!! What a start! Spain on the ropes
Sheer class. Viva la Chile!
Hi Spain fans. Why not immerse your sorrows in some entertaining non-fiction?
Diego Costa was not the droid Spain was looking for.
—————->”: How did I ever watch a World Cup without Twitter?”
Conquistadores, my foot…ball.
A wonderful team. Between 2006-2010 one of the best the game has ever seen. GRACIAS. *switches off TV* France fans, I have my eye on you.
The only team with reasonably sane haircuts is about to be eliminated
Diego Costa’s probably thinking, “I shoulda choose to play for Brazil instead”.
Tiki, Taka, Tata – Spanish for “we lost once, we lost again, we got kicked out of the world cup”
Never saw this one coming..Spain out of the in the first round..
Perhaps Spain lost because of their recent legalising of gay marriage. Just putting it out there.
Are you Jamaican? RT : Perhaps Spain lost because of their recent legalising of gay marriage. Just putting it out there.
Ah twitter. Annie Paul talking to Mark O’Halloran. My work on this earth is done.
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