Well, Clovis certainly ruffled a lot of feathers with this cartoon, not least of all Carolyn Cooper’s own; in her blogpost Clovis Draws Blood and her April 3 Sunday Gleaner column she “wondered if Clovis Brown had finally sold his soul to the devil” (see her labeled Patwa Doctor in the cartoon above). You couldn’t blame her either for after being caricatured three times in the space of a month anyone might have felt a little tender.
Interestingly it seems Clovis was referencing a song from the Jamaican archives called Barnabas Collins (the refrain of which goes “I thirst!”–go Clovis!) by a 70s stalwart named Lone Ranger. This was brought to my attention by Christopher Cozier, the art critic, curator and artist from Trinidad and Tobago who remembered listening to it in his teens and immediately placed Clovis’s ‘I thirst’ in the right context. The lyrics are quite delightful with Barnie threatening to ‘chew ya neck like a wrigley’:
Out di light.
lock di door tight
Barnabas a come fi go tek one bite
Gyal mi seh fi
Out di candle
tek off yu bangle
turn yu neck
pon di right angle
According to Wikipedia:
Barnabas Collins is a fictional character, one of the feature characters in the ABC soap opera serial Dark Shadows, which aired from 1966 to 1971. Originally played by Canadian actor Jonathan Frid, Barnabas Collins is a 200-year-old vampire who is in search of fresh blood and his lost love, Josette. The character of Barnabas Collins was introduced to the serial in a last-effort attempt to resurrect the flagging ratings. The role of Barnabas Collins was originally intended to be a brief one, to run but a mere 13 weeks, but the popularity of the character and the quick spike in ratings resulted in his continuing on and becoming virtually the star of the show.
Quite a number of Jamaican performers were bitten/smitten by Barnabas Collins–the pallid vampire who evidently reminded Clovis of paleface Vybz Kartel. A blog called Distinctly Jamaican Sounds remarked on the phenomenon:
For the love of god, will this guy ever stay dead?! Here I am into the fifth year of creating these Halloween mixes and along comes Barnabas Collins poking his fangs into yet another Spooktacular! Judging by the plethora of tunes paying tribute to Ol’ Barnie and or Dark Shadows, it’s quite obvious that this guy must have achieved folk hero status in Jamaica back in the 70’s!
…I don’t know why, but the Barnabas Collins thing has gotten to be such a integral part of the Spooktaculars that I don’t know if I’m going to be able to continue each year without at least one mention of the schlocky TV soap opera bloodsucker. As far as the namesake goes, we’ve had three versions of Lone Ranger’s “Barnabas Collins,” Yellowman’s answer “Mi Kill Barnie”, Dillinger’s version “I Thirst,” Charles Hannah & The Graduates “Dark Shadows,” and there are still 4-5 more that I have up my sleeve… but I’ll tuck it away in the coffin until next year. Maybe when the Dark Shadows and Barnabas tunes dry up, it may be the perfect indicator of an appropriate time to discontinue the Spooktacular… we’ll see!
In the meantime enjoy this video of The Best of Barnaby Collins–yes the orginal one: